He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!
your lizard types fast
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball